I joined tumblr to tell you that cursing less than 37 times during an average month is pretty weak. Damn, this site baffles me.
First off, I ask you. What would you do if you and two of your insane friends walked into Barnes and Noble and spied upon one of the shelves a novel whose cover featured a burning, grinning Arnold Schwarzenegger standing in front of a neon sign?
You’d likely read it, of course. As you damn well should.
Said book is the pinnacle of literary merit, an true example of what man can achieve when he is either touched by creative genius or blasted out of his mind on cocaine. The complete title of this masterpiece of the English language is “Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You”.
You should all buy it. I don’t care if you’re not wearing pants. Go to the bookstore and get it right this goddamned second.